Ok so its nearly a week since I was supposed to start this but the idea of creating a blog came across somewhat daunting so I have been waiting for something interesting to happen in a somewhat dreary life. So... ‘what’s happened?’ I reckon your all wondering... ahhh... ermm...? Nothing. BUT... Yesterday was a day of both importance and insignificance the same time. Valentine’s Day. I should have posted this yesterday but the mountains of cards and flowers left at my door took me near forever to sort out. (Sarcasm just in case you haven’t realised.)
Call it cynicism but I despise the person who came up with such a ridiculous idea (St Valentine if you weren’t already dead I’d be looking for you.) So, Firstly, a question for those who say they believe in this love stuff. Let me ask you something... if love is real, why do you need a day in the calendar as a stamp to verify your ‘significant other’ truly cares? I’ve seen the tantrums thrown by women because their presents weren’t what they expected (platinum rings during the recession... be realistic girls). Then there are those who are single and ready... no. Wrong word... desperate... to have someone to mingle with on valentines; checking their emails every half hour for the much awaited anonymous greetings. What is the point if they’re anonymous? So what if you don’t have a valentine on February the 14th, its all hype isn’t it? ‘Cute’ teddy bears, heart shaped chocolate boxed, special offer bouquets of flowers, and reduced price jewellery for valentines, what in the name of Jebus (don’t want to be blasphemous) is all the fuss about exactly!
I think it’s about time for a revolution, led by yours truly.
All my single ladies *(starts doing Beyonce’s crazy dance moves)* lets rise against this rubbish. Unite and put a stop to this torture. Demand from the significant others to treat you with love and care and shower you with love every day. Not just 14th of February, it’s the least we deserve for putting up with their filthy habits, burping, farting, eating like carnivorous animals, and not noticing our attempted to keep them interested. It’s a tough life that’s why God gave us women ten times the patience in comparison to men and boy do men take it to its limits!
Ok I just read this back to myself and it seems like a bit of a rant so let me just put in my disclaimer: I cannot compensate any men whose women have decided to act on this blog (Girl Power!). However I will be happy to help and advice on gesture of love which may aid you in getting them back, just don’t expect it to be cheap. Your statutory rights are not affected.
Before I end this, I’ve got to single out one man; Jack tweed. I give him the benefit of the doubt over the whole Facebook single status palaver, and think it is overly romantic of him to propose to Miss Goody. At a time many would have stuck by just to stick by, he has gone one better and done his specie proud. (Chris Brown, take notes)
Anyways I should shut up and get back to writing my thank you notes to all my admirers. In the mean time i leave you with a cool lady who knows how we ladies should role, alongside a sexy Justin Timberlake in a leotard. Can't complain. :)
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